Roses are red ...
Violets aren't blue ...
This About Me page ...
Is actually 'bout you ...
Cuz you're not here to read my boring story. You're here to see what this person can do for your business.
Have you ever ended up with copy that looked more like a thoughtless cluster of words?
I bet you did - maybe just recently, and you cursed that jargon spitting cobra of a writer who thought of your products, picked some power phrases, used some lame *** formulas and handed a pile of absolute crap to you.
And definitely that pile of crap is of no use to you - unless you're in natural fertilizer business.
Now if this sounds familiar, let me tell you that you've become a victim of thoughtless and process-less copy. And all you need to fix that jibber-jabber is to hire a process-oriented copywriter.
You need a puffer who knows that only 20% of copy is writing and 80% lies in assembling other pieces of this big jigsaw puzzle.
Now I want you to dream about getting your hands on a piece of copy that will rake in sale after sale - round the clock!
Imagine that all blog posts and articles on your website have been optimized for on-page SEO and soft-selling!
Imagine that your home, services, squeeze and sales pages have been trimmed for persuasion - so much so that they lead to only one logical conclusion: conversion!
Imagine that your email sequence resonates with your ideal clients' fears, concerns and deepest emotions!
But hey, all of this is simply too
Do you know why? It is because you're still reluctant to trust me. To you I'm just a sleazy salesman behind a laptop.
You have trust issues, and you surely do not want to trust a copywriter that you never worked with.
You were listening to all this self-glorifying hogwash and you were murmuring ... "Too good to be true!"
You want to unleash a volley of difficult questions!
You wanna know if I've worked with other businesses like yours.
You wanna know what makes me a specialist in SaaS and eCommerce.
You wanna know how I approach copywriting and conversion.
You wanna know everything before you trust me with your smart-earned cash.
But most importantly, you want to look squarely into my eyes and ask me:
"Hey Bilal, what makes you different than other copywriters?"
And to tell you the truth, this is the most difficult question that you can ask a businessman in such a saturated field.
What makes me different is what brought me to writing. I've been a poet and fiction writer for a long time.
Persuasion is not something that I HAD to learn. It comes naturally to me - I know it from the days when I used to write for the love of writing.
Obviously, what I had to learn were the processes that work behind good copywriting.
I wrote my first poem when I was 10 - let's say it was more rhyme and less reason, but since it rhymed, little me called it a poem. And you better not break that chubby little kid's heart.
Aside from making you part with your money, the only reason why I want to help you is that I hate bad copy.
Bad copy is just like bad design - actually much bigger a disaster than that.
At this point I stop and wonder what's left ... ah, yes, a little social proof ...
So, where were we?
Before I showed all that social proof to you, we were talking about how my process-oriented copywriting could turn your website into a Cha-ching machine!
If you want to get rid of the copy that does no good to your business, and
If you want to get your funnel assets sharp to the point - just like an arrow destined to kiss the bull's eye ...
All you have to do is hop on a call with me. It is a free consultation session, during which I will explain the value that I can offer to you.
What could possibly go wrong?
Let me save you from bad copy > bad results > embarrassment!
Get process-oriented and highly creative sales/email/website copy.
From brand positioning to finding perfect brand voice to a wire-design - you get everything ready for your funnel.
We start with the audit of your existing copy - but we do not stop after I submit the first draft. I stay with you through A/B testing and come up with better versions that ensure better results.
This ain't my first rodeo; I've got rave reviews from previous and existing clients. What make this even more fool-proof are the 3 rounds of revisions that I offer to every client once the first draft is delivered.